The Mark 1 Lens Flare Generators were less than impressive.
RIKER: [humming TOS fight theme] DUH duh DUH duh DUH DUH DUH
DUH, duh DUH duh DUH duh
DUH DUH DUUUUUUHHH...
WORF: Stop that!
Picard [reading]: "I brake for Romulans?"
"The readout says 'Madame Tussauds.'"