Re: "There's turkeys in there, now. Real turkeys!"
How about a heapin' helpin' of the green
poultry that Elaan was noshing on in "Elaan of Troyius"? Guaranteed to turn the stomachs of your dinner guests.
The extra drumsticks would make my grandchildren happy! Not sure they would love the color...
“The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.” -FDR
God gives us what we can handle, even if we don't believe it ourselves.