Re: "There's turkeys in there, now. Real turkeys!"
How about a heapin' helpin' of the green
poultry that Elaan was noshing on in "Elaan of Troyius"? Guaranteed to turn the stomachs of your dinner guests.
The extra drumsticks would make my grandchildren happy! Not sure they would love the color...
“When all Americans are treated as equal, no matter who they are or whom they love, we are all more free.” -Pres. Obama
"A great democracy does not make it harder to vote than to buy an assault weapon." -Pres. Clinton