"They guy you let bang you every night sucks. He is inferior. You have allowed an idiot jerk to set up residence in your knickers you fool, no one has such bad taste as you before ever. Feel shame, your crotch should feel shame too and fire the bouncer that's supposed to keep the riff raff out, because the riff raff is in, is inside you lowering property values, your property value."
(Girls are weird.)