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Old December 1 2012, 05:34 AM   #67
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points

KHAN: Do you see my point?
JOACHIM: No, but I see you point.
KHAN: *sigh*

PICARD: Nice shot, Ensign eyes-not-like-a-Hawk's.
HAWK: I swear, I forgot my contacts!

RIKER: Hawk what?!
DATA: The port nacelle. Shot it clean off.
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