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Old November 28 2012, 01:08 PM   #29
Ln X
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Re: Did Data watch porno?

Guy Gardener wrote: View Post
After the emotionchip however I can see some erections just completely getting away from him at the most inopportune of times because he can't restrain the SOB. He can't. His penis has the same mechanical torque/lifting power of a towtruck. Elastic briefs are not going to tell his winkle to behave and confirm to the line of his pants by any stretch of the imagination.
No! No! No! I'll never get that image out of my head now!

But if Data could erm... thrust with such strength wouldn't he destroy a humanoid woman's sweet spot?
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