Trip: According to the computer, everything was perfectly preserved against the ravages of time. Except - your pelvic area.
Kaitaama: No, that was preserved too.
Phlox: What's the last thing you remember, Trip?
Trip: Putting tequila on my cornflakes.
Phlox: Well that explains the tramp stamp.
Is that a spanner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Spanner.
Watch out for Bigfoot.