So it seems he's in a pre-apocalyptic seventh day adventist drama now where he gets to be a big star since he has this awesome testimony full of.. "and then I was doing drugs.. and I was really selfish.." the kid is 19!
So some actual quotes:
"would it be possible to create a celebrity status that made god appealing to people"
That's apparently the grand plan,
Because you know you don't want to give up the celebrity part.
"and he showed me what the bible taught about hell and I was like, wow this seems really awesome"
I swear this is much funnier than Two and a Half Men.