[ManOnTheWave]

Guy Gardener wrote:

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I'm going to die! You can't save me! I have minutes to live... Bugger. tell me? can you bury me with my boyfriend since it's almost impossible to get me to a hospital on time? Thanks. Cheers. You're a mate."

(9 hours later, on Dexter's boat approaching the burial point.)

"Yup, any second now, there's absolutely no saving me now, it's a good thing we never tried, we'd still be trying to find parking at the hospital and I'd surely be dead and anxious..."

(4 hours later)

"Yes I can feel death coming. My time is up. It's the final curtain, this was the best choice, I had nothing to live for...."

No shit.