Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
Padma Lakshmi, for crimes against acting you will be sentenced to cryogenic suspension for an indefinite period of time.
Loyalty, honor and a willing heart... I can ask no more than that - Thorin Oakenshield
Hercule Poirot: I am an imbecile. I see only half of the picture.
Miss Lemon: I don't even see that.