Re: All I Got Left is My THREAD BOMBS!
LOL! A pity not every baby comes with an instruction manual.
I'm reminded of that Arrested Development gag where Lucille says "it's not like there's an instruction book for children" and the cutaway has the Narrator detailing how many hundreds or thousands of books on child-rearing are currently available on Amazon.com.
'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!