Happy Monday everyone! Apologies for not getting the next contest up sooner, I decided to extend the last one through the holiday weekend. Unfortunately, that means a certain someone's gotten rather impatient. You see, he doesn't much like waiting, and--
*sigh* See what I mean?
First up, we have the "In a Mirror, Subtly" award, going to:
R. Star wrote:
Hoshi: Why is it when I look into the mirror, I see an evil dominatrix Empress? |
Next we have the "Putting That Education to Good Use" award, going to:
Triskelion wrote:
Trip: Little help?
Hoshi: Poco de ayuda?
Trip: I'm stuck.
Hoshi: Mimi kukwama.
Trip: Seriously, I think my spine is wrenched. Help me!
Hoshi: على محمل الجد، وأعتقد أن اللي عمودي الفقري. مساعدتي!
Trip: Stop translating!
Hoshi: Ĉesu tradukante! |
We then proceed to the "Brutally Honest" award, going to:
R. Star wrote:
Archer: We'll just ignore her even though she's right here.
T'Pol: This is most illogical.
Archer: This show is about three things. Me and your boobs! |
Next up is the "Now 20% More Terrifying" award, going to:
Mr. Laser Beam wrote:
Bob the Alien: I've hacked into their computer system and found something called TrekBBS. Let's go see.
Larry the Alien: I've found it too. But what exactly are 'Ponies'? |
We also have the "Captain Jonathan Awkward" award, going to:
Jonas Grumby wrote:
Archer: "You know, I actually visited China once."
Hoshi: "I'm Japanese." |
Our Photoshop Award goes to:
Nerys Myk wrote:
LINDA: What the...? How can a mirror get it wrong? |
Nerys Myk wrote:
With a tip of the hat to Triskelion
LEONARD: I don't know if I should be freaked out or turned on right now. |
Thanks to everyone who participated, and congrats to our winners!
Now it's time to move on to one of the series' truly great episodes, featuring a bravura performance from Padma Lakshmi. I don't know about you guys, but I've been looking forward to this one for weeks!
Have fun!