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Old November 26 2012, 07:16 AM   #23
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Re: Did Data watch porno?

I'm thinking he wants it to happen realistically rather than just a push of the little button. He probably watched 10,000 hours of space porn in super fast forward trying to find his personal tastes.

Data's eyes blur back and forth indicating very fast viewing..

Data: Computer freeze image.

Data peers downwards.. something has risen.

And on the screen, a stray photo of Spot that slipped into Orion Girls Gone Wild.

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