Picard: Welcome to the House of Rixx. Please walk this way.
Lwaxana <telepathically>: Oh
not funny, Jean Luc!
If you wish to enter the time warp, Captain, I must recalibrate my pelvic thrust gyroscope to a less gender-specific orientation.
Make it so, Data.
Riker: It's just a jump to the left!
Yar: Your left, dillhole!
Geordi: Hold on, I'm trying to pick up some of Riker's moves on the hot new Ensign.
Worf: It is not the influx of the vortex, it is the size of your nacelle.
Riker: Aren't those captain's briefs?
Picard: Data, please accompany Counselor Troi back to her gin binge.