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Old November 25 2012, 05:17 AM   #26
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Re: Stories you would have told in season seven

Mark and his new wife are waiting for Kathryn at the docking umbilical to spacedock.

Kathy walks straight up to the wife and sends three of her front teeth flying across the room from decking the woman with one of her Irish ham hock like fists "IF YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY SOMEONE OVER MY DEAD BODY, YOU'D BETTER MAKE DAMN SURE I STAY DEAD YOU DEADBEAT HOMEWRECKER!!!"


Grabs Mark by the ass, dips the SOB and makes the hell out of him like the way home had been hidden behind his tonsils these last seven years...

Drops him.

Couldn't care less.

Walks off in search of fresh fields.

Maybe a new dog?
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