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Old November 25 2012, 04:59 AM   #5
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Re: VOY Caption This 91; Conspiracy

Whispering N.D: Go for the crotch shot, captain. One swift kick between the legs. Mean, but effective.
Janeway: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, lieutenant.

Doctor: Dear god in heaven.
Kim, OS being scanned: What?!
Doctor: Um, nothing.
Kim: Captain? What does the scan say?
Janeway: Well, congratulations, Harry. You're pregnant.
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"The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.." - Commander Montgomery Scott.
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