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Old November 24 2012, 11:18 AM   #9
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Re: Stories you would have told in season seven

You can't tell jokes about PTSD.

Chakotay walks into sickbay with two black eyes. "Doc, you have to help me, my girlfriend keeps kicking my ass in her sleep. In the beginning it was kind of hot, but she needs therapy or sedatives, one or the other, I can't deal with another night of waking up with her hands around my throat."
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