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Old November 23 2012, 06:34 AM   #1
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Did Data watch porno?

Listening to his antiseptic explanation about how he xeroxes the musical skills of others whenever some one says after a concert "you're awesome, how did you do that!?" you have to wonder if every motion in repertoire is just a hodgepodge of impersonations?

Then there's sex.

Surely he'd want to observe the masters?

Surely he'd want to know how to have sex in different historical climates for when he's lost in time?

And of course, he would ask his friends if he could watch.

Possibly put up an advert of the ships message board?

I doubt he would "enjoy" porn, but I believe that he would have to watch almost all of it before he believed that he had mastered the subject.
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