Chief, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
How many legs?
Too many to count, not so many they work in shifts.
Pffft. <Goes back to work>
Sir, the multilegged creature is back.
Odo? Is that you?
The constable has far more important things to do, sir.
Don't shoot! Pleeeeeeese!
Sisko (OS, walking into the room): "Ezri, I just want to warn you what Odo is up to today. Whatever you do, don't open your mouth too wi..."