Re: "There's turkeys in there, now. Real turkeys!"
How about a heapin' helpin' of the green
poultry that Elaan was noshing on in "Elaan of Troyius"? Guaranteed to turn the stomachs of your dinner guests.
Could explain where Theodore Geisell got the eggs for his Green Eggs and Ham.
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