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Old November 21 2012, 06:21 AM   #31
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Re: TNG Caption This! 292: Unexpected Situations



Croissant with brie.

<Mic> QUARTER WIN CHEE.

Side of pickled herring.

<Mic> SALA RUSSIA DRESS

French dressing, if you please.

<Mic> FREN FRY WIN CHEE. HERE OR GO?

Go.

<Mic> FIGH MINUH WAY FRY.

If I may - what planet are you from?

<Mic> EARF, MOTHER F-

Manager: Shut you mouth!




Data: When I complete this device, I will be able to make chicks attracted to nerds. It will revolutionize society at every level.

Geordi: Won't work. You haven't accounted for the UAIVR Factor.

Data: The - UAIVR?

Geordi: The Unemployed Athletic Infinite Vicious Regression.

Data: <Breaks concentration> Geordi - you just...blew my mind.

Geordi: Welcome to Nerdville; you just paid the toll.




Data just figured out the UAIVR Law.

Troi: I'll go talk to him.

Later, babe. You're busy now.

<They mash gobs>

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