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Old November 20 2012, 06:55 PM   #19
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Re: The Agonstic Prayer

Gryffindorian wrote: View Post
My favorite Serenity Prayer parody:

"Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the Courage to change the things I cannot accept, and
the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
This one works for me!

Yeah, I really don't pray or feel a need to recite a prayer, poem or excerpt of any kind. While I lean a little more to the agnostic side than the atheist side, I typically feel like the only person in control of my destiny is me. If I am stressed or I find myself in a situation, the only person I should be talking to is.... myself. And I don't need prayer to tell me what to do.
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