Re: "There's turkeys in there, now. Real turkeys!"
How about a heapin' helpin' of the green
poultry that Elaan was noshing on in "Elaan of Troyius"? Guaranteed to turn the stomachs of your dinner guests.
Green poultry. I see Starfleet shops at Wal-Mart for its food resources.
"...to be like God, you have the power to make the world anything you want it to be."