Picard: "Beverly, is it necessary that you project Data's MRI on the bridge? We all believe his claim that he's fully functional and programmed with multiple techniques."
Crusher: "Jean-Luc, what are you talking about?"
Riker (entering bridge from turbolift): "Like my MRI, Captain? Pretty impressive, huh?"
Picard had yet to learn that if you want to impress a starship crew-woman on a first date, you don't take her to a planetarium.
Data: "Is this my best angle?"
La Forge (to self): "Maybe this wasn't the best time to activate his vanity subroutine?"
Riker: "That Picard is a pompous windbag. I'd make a better captain than him any day."
Riker: "Well, how did everyone like my totally fictional
Riker (sotto voce): "He's right behind me, isn't he?"