Picard: Computer, display directions to the dominatrix room!
Laughing gas works on Klingons to...
Guinan: I don't know why but I can just sense a youthful resurrection happening soon...
Riker: (o/s) What's the matter with Data?
Geordi: Android orgasm.
Riker: (o/s) What?
Riker: Psst! Let's barge into Worf's quarters and wake him with a Klingon pain stick!