Picard: So this display is great for displaying any information I want to know about the Enterprise... as long as it's on the right hand side of the ship?
Dorn: So a massive pay rise and all the hookers I'll ever need? OK, I'll do DS9!
Picard: We've become trapped in a mid-'90's nightclub!
Data: But Geordi, what purpose does a machine that lets you see through female clothing serve?
Riker: My chances of making Captain before I'm 50? They went thataway!