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Old November 17 2012, 11:43 PM   #1
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TNG Caption This! 292: Unexpected Situations

Happy Saturday everyone! Lets get going!

First up to the plate, we have the "Ethnic Sensitivity" Award, going to:

Triskelion wrote: View Post

Picard: Prepare yourself, Number One. If I understand this ritual correctly, next come the hoochie-mamas.
Next, we have the "Was there any doubt?" Award, going to:

Mr. Laser Beam wrote: View Post

He once chose the Chancellor of the High Council...just to see what it felt like.

He wears his hair in a ponytail just to give K'Ehleyr something to grab.

He likes his bloodwine extra hot.

He orders fried gagh...just because.

He was all four members of his Starfleet Academy Parrises Squares team.


"I don't always drink raktajino,
but when I do, I prefer S'tarbucks.
Stay honorable, my friends."
Next, we have the "Charles Tucker III" Award, going to:

Honorable Ensign wrote: View Post

Beverly: By the way, you're pregnant.
Next, we have the "Credible Evidence" Award, going to:

Smellincoffee wrote: View Post

Riker: Like I said, it was a phaser in my pocket.
Next, we have the "Unimportant Anomalies" Award, goes to:

Finn wrote: View Post

Data: The probe has exited the other end of the wormhole. According to its sensors, it is somewhere in the Delta Quadrant, over 75,000 light years from here. The probe is picking up some kind of space station, shooting energy pulses to a nearby star system".

Picard: Interesting...Data...

Data stops him..

Data: Captain...something is happening. There is some kind of inference from the energy pulses. It is keeping the ship computer from saving the telemetry from the probe. We won't be able to show anything...

Picard: You mean nobody will know the coordinates of this wormhole?

Data: Precisely

Picard: *shrugs* It's not like anybody will need to know about this wormhole. Ensign, resume our course to Devaled V. Warp 8...engage

A MultiPicture Award goes to:

ThankQ wrote: View Post


Now, use your imagination.
The Photoshop Award goes to:

Triskelion wrote: View Post

I knew I could pull off "The Farrah!"

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post

Riker: "Here. You might need this. 'Lonesome George' LaForge here tends to get a little grabby."
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