Picard: Q, why the celebrations?
Q: Ever heard of GeneralGrin?
Q: He's back and he makes the most wonderful parodies of this ship and its crew.
Q: If you knew the truth you would be flabbergasted!
Worf: It cannot be, are those streaks of grey I see?
Picard: You want to talk about safe sex?
Riker: Next time you want to kill yourself crewmen, remember to put in a power cell first!