Nut-allergic child's mom demands oak trees be removed from schoolyard
Just when you think parents can't possibly get any more paranoid and overprotective when it comes to their children:
From the linked article:
Donna Giustizia told Vaughan, Ont., city council that the saplings dropping tree nuts onto school property pose a threat to young students with anaphylaxis-inducing allergies and are infringing on their right to a nut-free space.
Hell, the jokes practically write themselves.
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