"Q?! What's this about!"
"I just saved a load of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO! I feel like celebrating!"
"When I stroke the beard thusly... do I not appear more intellectual?"
AND NOW AN EXCITING SCENE FROM CAPTAIN PICARD'S STEAMY HOLODECK FANTASY ROMANCE
"I could make the table longer and act more distant, if you'd like."
"That would be quite nice, thank you."
"Uhh commander... you're holding it backwards."
"Right. All... part of my clever ruse."
"It looks like some kind of lightning storm in space."
"It is a hole, sir."