^ Ah, but if you've got a good beer in front of you, it's all the easier to gently mock their snark parade. I guess? I don't think I've ever been on a date with a hipster. There was one girl who I guessed dressed vaguely hipster-y, but she was legitimately awesome, and not at all blase...
Guess who has a boyfriend that she neglected to mention until it was obvious that I was about to ask her out?
Sorry to hear it, hombre. Still, at least you tried. Onwards and upwards, and all that.