slams a mace on the bar and roars for silence.
"This here place is for socialising, not smashing each other!"
She opens another giant keg of Romulan Ale and fits a hose for serving at speed, and starts whipping up mysterious cocktails that change colour, temperature and taste as you drink them. She subtly adjusts the toxicity levels. And serves chocolate muffins as a sweetener.
"You guys need to have a drink and chill out a bit."