The title of this thread should be "'e' for 'ephebophilia'", if one really wants to make this a punchline.
The word Ef-able (Short and polite for fuckable) is floating about in my lexicon, which when I was trying to locate the correct imaginary spelling I realized that I might be thinking of effable which means to be well spoken, so then I reconsidered that the vulgar word I was looking for must be shortened into F-Able... Which means imaginary story.
It's an imaginary story that any one is fuckable.
We all settle, always.