Thanks for the Win!
Picard: "Red alert! Immigration to the bridge!"
Worf: "Hmm, maybe if I... stick my pinky out."
Crusher: "Why have we been having bread rolls for breakfast the past week?"
Picard: "There's only so much of you torturing 'croissants' that a Frenchman can take."
Riker: "Make a wrong move and you're toast, Lieutenant."
LaForge: "Haven't quite finished re-evolving from that Neanderthal yet, have we Commander?"
Picard: "Set phasers to bleach, and fire when ready, Mr Data."