TFTW!
Worf: Do you want me to remove them, Captain?
Picard: Not just yet. I think they're getting ready to play "Stairway to Heaven."
Worf didn't believe in using dye, he just gave the grey hairs creeping in his meanest looking glare.
Crusher: How's the tea?
Picard: Is that a double entendre?
Crusher: I...I don't know anymore...
Riker: Look, even our Chief Engineer is stumped. So, you're not leaving here until you program my novelty phaser universal remote control.
Picard: There, I swear I just, saw...well, I swear I just saw an old style police box enter that vortex...