Stewart: Did Singer have to send me a singing telegram to tell me I'd got the X-Men gig? It's just rubbing my film career in the faces of my cast mates who don't have one.
Telegram: Do you want me to stop?
Stewart: I didn't say that did I?
Worf: Whoever this Fu Man Chu Riker mentioned is, he must have been a handsome dude.
Picard:So, fancy a shag?
Riker: You slept with Geordi? You must be an alien imposter!
Data: It's called the Baird Black Hole.