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Old November 11 2012, 07:18 PM   #3
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Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness

Riker: When I told Q to blow it, this isn't quite what I had in mind.

Worf: (singing) I'm... too sexy for my sash! Too sexy for my sash! Too sexy!

Picard: What do you mean you won't perform fellatio? You have to! It's in your contract.
Crusher: Jean-Luc, just because you're captain doesn't mean you have the authority to outsource our Starfleet commission renewals to the Ferengi Commerce Authority.

Riker: Now my dear, this will make all your desires come true.
LaForge: (whispering urgently) Commander! That's not a vibrator!

Picard: Status Mr Data?
Data: Our probe has penetrated the hole's event horizon and commenced vibration mode.
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