Riker: When I told Q to blow it, this isn't quite what I had in mind.
Worf: (singing) I'm... too sexy for my sash! Too sexy for my sash! Too sexy!
Picard: What do you mean you won't perform fellatio? You have to! It's in your contract.
Crusher: Jean-Luc, just because you're captain doesn't mean you have the authority to outsource our Starfleet commission renewals to the Ferengi Commerce Authority.
Riker: Now my dear, this will make all your desires come true.
LaForge: (whispering urgently) Commander! That's not a vibrator!
Picard: Status Mr Data?
Data: Our probe has penetrated the hole's event horizon and commenced vibration mode.