1) Ok, If I were not rich ad famous, my price to go on TV and humiliate myself would not hapopen, I would not do that. Instead, I'd try and do something worthwhile.
2) Everyone who goes on that show makes a twat out of themselves.
3) A failing celebrity is a celeb who has been out of the public eye for quite a while, like Colin Baker, or that twat who won x factor in 2010.