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Old November 11 2012, 03:47 AM   #833
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Kira's Mummy wrote: View Post
Finished another Christmas ornament:

My girlfriend when I was in my early 20s is named Noel. She's a redhead, had a dress very much like that one, and considers herself to be Queen of the Fucking Universe, so the crown makes sense. I am now very frightened.

Here I am doing homework:

How the hell do I manage to be both skinny and fat at the same time like that?
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