Kira's Mummy wrote:
Finished another Christmas ornament:
My girlfriend when I was in my early 20s is named Noel. She's a redhead, had a dress very much like that one, and considers herself to be Queen of the Fucking Universe, so the crown makes sense. I am now very frightened.
Here I am doing homework:
How the hell do I manage to be both skinny and fat at the same time like that?