You see, it turned out the Ascendents were some pretty cool dudes. They ended up throwing the craziest party on Deep Space Nine -- a party so crazy most of the details are now highly classified. Some of the known highlights include:
*Miles O'Brien throwing out his shoulder while break dancing. (Yes, Miles was at the party. It was that crazy.)
*Worf made out with the subjectively hottest of the ascendant female warriors
*The "Kira Trio" regaled the party goers with their renditions of the pop songs of the day
At the end of the party they all agreed to do it again in a decade's time.