Number One, the entire ship is being flooded with anasthazine gas. Would you know anything about that?
<Entire crew passes out; Data looks over shoulder at Science II station
All right, I've erased the body from the neck down.
Now take the body from Ro's service record.
No! Computer, paste the Crusher boy's body on this profile!
Nice! Computer, add feety pajamas and a gorch breakout!
Computer, update Starfleet service record authorization Picard alpha three. Add level one encrypted security protocol against any future adjustments or tampering.
What are you all doing?
Geordi <Closes screen>:
All systems nominal, sir.