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Old November 7 2012, 05:55 AM   #28
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Re: TNG Caption This! 290: Security Concerns...

Worf to bridge, The Captain's shipment of Vulcan marital aids has arrived.

Shall I arrange a wedding reception, Lieutenant Worf?

Yes, Data. Yes you should.

Crewman: Where should we dump this junk, Chief?
O'Brien: Junk? This is a genuine extraterrestrial object d'art on eBay.
Crewman: Come to think of it this would go great over my sofa.
O'Brien: Bidding starts at midnight.
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