Welcome to the caption contest team Jar Jar Binks
Reed: (off screen) Do you think she knows it's a 2 way mirror?
Trip: I think I installed this thing upside down.
Archer: We need someone to volunteer for a boring, extremely safe mission.
Hoshi: Pick me! Pick me!
Alien: (in alien language) Wow! This is a great ship to visit. I think we should make peace with them!
Hoshi: DEATH TO EVIL ALIENS!!!!
Archer: So, you're nuts, huh?