Nice to see one of these over here again!
Hoshi: Why is it when I look into the mirror, I see an evil dominatrix Empress?
Hoshi: Men.. they'll try sex in any position.
Archer: We'll just ignore her even though she's right here.
T'Pol: This is most illogical.
Archer: This show is about three things. Me and your boobs!
Alien 1: Will you give that to me, my love?
Alien 2: Nooo! It's my PRECIOUS!
Archer: So... have you joined the Warp 5 club yet?