A is for Alpha Eridani II, site of unsolved serial murders of women in the year 2156.
B is for Betazed. Home planet known for it's mind-reading irritating women.
C is for Cold. It's bitterly cold on Breen.
D is for Damar. Who likes it hot, damn hot.
E is for Enterprise. NCC-1701. No bloody A, B, C, D, E or
F is for the next Enterprise.