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Old November 5 2012, 05:35 PM   #17
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Re: TNG Caption This! 290: Security Concerns...

Picard: Mr. Worf, open a hailing frequency with the closest Starfleet JAG office. This "Fashion It So" Tumblr needs to pay my catchphrase fee.
Random Redshirt: Sir, do you even have a catchphrase fee? I thought we don't use money.
Geordi: Preparing to beam him into space sir.
Picard: Make it so, Mr. La Forge.

There's nothing worse than being dragged to a Borg performance of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Everyone pitched into help cover up any evidence that poked holes in the story of Captain Janeway's "accident".

Riker: Sorry captain, we can't upgrade to LCARS 8. We're stuck with this until we get those bioneural gel packs Starfleet Command is gushing about.

Worf's discovery of the missing film meant that the 300 year quest to remaster every film and TV series made on Earth could be completed.
A business man and engineer discuss how to launch a communications satellite in the 1960s:
Biz Dev Guy: Your communications satellite has to be the size, shape, and weight of a hydrogen bomb.
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