Re: DS9 Caption Contest #64: Booo!
Chief, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
How many legs?
Too many to count, not so many they work in shifts.
Pffft. <Goes back to work>
For some reason, I absolutely love this one.
The seeds of the ORDERS OF DISCORDIA were planted by Greyface into his early disciples. They form the skeleton of the Aneristic Movement, which over-emphasizes the Principle of Order and is antagonistic to the necessary compliment.