Re: DS9 Caption Contest #64: Booo!
Chief, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
How many legs?
Too many to count, not so many they work in shifts.
Pffft. <Goes back to work>
For some reason, I absolutely love this one.
We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away.