Re: DS9 Caption Contest #64: Booo!
Chief, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
How many legs?
Too many to count, not so many they work in shifts.
Pffft. <Goes back to work>
For some reason, I absolutely love this one.
We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, and the best of us is washed away.