Re: DS9 Caption Contest #64: Booo!
Chief, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
How many legs?
Too many to count, not so many they work in shifts.
Pffft. <Goes back to work>
For some reason, I absolutely love this one.
"Did you know that there is a million bucks hidden in the house next door?"
"But there is no house next door."
"No? Then let's go build one!"