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Old November 5 2012, 02:32 PM   #9
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest #64: Booo!

It was best not to see Worf until he'd had a chance to braid his hair in the mornings.

Bashir: My god! I have an identical twin! And in Starfleet, no less!
Changeling:, yes. (Humans really are useless before their first cup of coffee!)

Worf: It appears to be a...pancake.
Sisko: They're neural parasites, Mr. Worf. Shoot to kill.
Worf: Why not scrape it up with a spatula?
Sisko: These 'pancakes' have a vicious streak two klicks wide, Mr. Worf! They're killers.
Worf, preparing to use rifle as club: I shall take care of the pe- AGH!!!!!!!!
DS9 Caption Contest #125: The Defiant Ones
"The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.." - Commander Montgomery Scott.
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