View Single Post
Old November 5 2012, 05:38 AM   #53
Rear Admiral
Yoda's Avatar
Location: San Diego
Re: We haven't had a conversation about tipping in awhile

I see two solutions here.

Do what I do and eat at places where you bus your own crap. Yeah they'll probably have a tip jar somewhere, and still leave the tip field on the credit card receipt, but it's easy to ignore those and not feel like too much of a jerk. Some of these places are borderline classy. You know... the ones that give you a buzzer to tell you that your order's ready. As a bonus, when the soda machine is out amongst the plebs, you're not stuck with an empty glass while the waitstaff strategically ignores you.

Maybe that's not a fine enough dining experience for some of you. I feel for you. But you're just going to have to wait for solution 2 to become technologically feasible. That's right... Robot Waiters!
Yoda is offline   Reply With Quote