Okay, wow. That
was a potential thread-killer/mood-killer, I wrote up above.
So, to break the ice...
... Budweiser is a good company to invest stock in. It's still going strong 250 years from now!
Nokia. Either they have a retro-tune theme going on or they've kept the same sound for a quarter of a milennium. Either way, invest in them too. I have a Nokia myself. I'm not a shareholder though.