This week failed.
Dave should have actually tried to have sex with the vending machine because he's exactly that lonely... And kryten should have built her a synthetic body for the vending machine and she should have left him because h can do better... And they should have time travelled to find out if the kid was his, and if it wasn't, then he should have time travelled again to substitute for Roy in the bedroom when she was supposed to get pregnant.
3 million year old toilet paper shouldn't look that fresh.
It should be browner than the poop it's supposed to dispose of.
How long did they spend in 1st century ad Europe and Dave didn't get laid?
Anyone still thinking how remarkable that Irene professor lady was?